If you were to be pinocchio, your nose would be the diameter of the earth

Meh, i never eat breakfast anymore. I miss breakfast. Will someone make me breakfast?

I want egg benedicts. 

apparently QV market has awesome yummy egg benedicts.

I shall try it. One day.

I’m contemplating if I should get on a diet and go back to being 45kg again. I’m tempted because that way, I can be skinny again and save money. Hmm, good idea?

Then I shall be thinner and thinner again, and poof i’m gone.